Seinfeld Sex Definitions Backed Up - Glandular condition that men get from not having sex.
Bad Breaker Upper - Someone who ends a relationship by saying those mean things that people don't mean, but means them. Home Bed Advantage - The confident feeling one gets while making love in one's own surroundings. "It didn't take" - George's explanation for Susan's short-lived experimentation with lesbianism. The "It's-not-you-it's-me" routine - Breakup method to which George lays claim. Love - A spice with many tastes, according to Newman. Make up Sex - The best feature of a heavy relationship; eclipsed only by "conjugal-visit sex". Master of your Domain - One who can refrain from masturbation. (Also: Lord of the Manor, King of the County, Queen of the Castle.) Public Fornicator - A porn actor. Put in - The length of time one has to keep up a relationship after a sexual liaison. Elaine suggests three weeks. Sexual Camel - Someone who can go great lengths of time without sex. Sexual Perjury - Faking it. Shrinkage - Physical reaction men have to cold water. Slip One Past the Goalie - To impregnate a woman. Stopping Short - Frank Costanza's technique to cop a feel in the car. The Switch - Dating a woman, then dating her roommate after the breakup. Has never been done successfully. The Tap - Sign a woman uses to stop oral sex, sort of like the manager coming to the mound and asking for the ball. ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
