Now that's someone worth hiring. Thinking outside the box to solve a problem. Really using her head (yes, grown)
On Tue, Mar 31, 2009 at 5:22 PM, Larry Lyons <[email protected]> wrote: > > If you're having a day like mine, you'll appreciate this one: > > A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, > expertly tailored black suit. > > The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the > body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit > he is already wearing. > > The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his > best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde > mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please > have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' > > The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her > husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the > suit fits him perfectly ... > > She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did > an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' > > To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank > check. > > 'There's no charge,' she says. > > 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue > suit!' she says. > > 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased > gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you > left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife > if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she > said it made no difference as long as he looked nice. . . . . . . . . . > > > So I just switched the heads.' > . > > > > (BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!) > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Adobe® ColdFusion® 8 software 8 is the most important and dramatic release to date Get the Free Trial http://ad.doubleclick.net/clk;207172674;29440083;f Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:293384 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
