Eri*K*a, LMAO. -Ben > OK, now I'm going to bed, but before I do, here's a parting joke: > > A good Irish man, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters > club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and having a > contest at who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer > and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of > me wife!" > > That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! He went home > and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the > night." She said, "Aye, what was your toast?" > > John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church > beside me wife." "Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. > > The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street > corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the > other night with a toast about you Mary." > > She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only > been there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull > him by the ears to make him come! > > > > Erika > With a K > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting.
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