blasphemy! You've used the short version. Look here instead http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/elz1/clocktower/DrSeuss.html
At 11:33 AM 4/30/02, you wrote: >This is almost as bad as Dr. Seuss' Tweetle Beetle >Battle in "Fox in Socks". > >But not as good as "the vessel with the pestle has the >brew that is true". 10 trivia points for identifying. > >-Ben >> Read this to yourself aloud - it's GREAT!) >> >> If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, >> and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, >> and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, >> then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. >> >> If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, >> and the double-clicking icon puts your Window in the trash, >> and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, >> then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!! >> >> If the label on the cable on the table at your house >> says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, >> but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, >> that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, >> >> And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, >> so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; >> then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, >> 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the stinker's gonna hang! >> >> When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, >> and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, >> then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. >> Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom! >> >> > ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
