Phil- thanks for the explanation, it did add to the joke.
question then: did Posh and Becks have Brooklyn to add a little spice to their marriage? -Ben > In 2017 Posh and Becks are hounded out of the UK and set off to > California to buy a ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years > they are in financial trouble. Years of designer clothes and > Brooklyn's Pokemon habit have taken their toll. > > In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to > purchase a bull so they can breed their own stock. Posh looks at the > bank balance then takes their last $600 out west to another ranch > where a man has a prize bull for sale. > > Upon leaving, she tells David "when I get there, if I decide to buy > the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and bring it home." > > Posh arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she > wants to buy it. The man tells her he can sell it for $599, no less. > After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send David a > telegram to tell him the news. She walks into the Telegraph office > and says, "I want to send a telegram to David Beckham telling him > that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need him to hitch the > trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can take it > home." > > The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her then > adds > > "It's just 99 cents a word." > > Well, after paying for the bull, Posh only has $1 left. She realises > that she'll only be able to send David one word. > > After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to > send him the word, 'Comfortable."' > > The telegraph operator shakes his head "How is he ever going to know > that you want him to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and > drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send him > the word 'comfortable'?" > > Posh explains, "David's stupid. He'll read it slow". > > > Philip Arnold > Technical Director > Certified ColdFusion Developer > ASP Multimedia Limited > Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 > Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 > > www.aspmedia.co.uk > www.aspevents.net > > An ISO9001 registered company. > > ********************************************************************** > This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they > are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify > the system manager. > ********************************************************************** > > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
