Reminds of a story, Back in the day, when I was doing industrial cabling, I lived in a band house with my guitarist and bass player, along with the guitarist's college room mate and his girlfriend.
Were all eating breakfast one afternoon when there's a knock at the door, it's Mormon missionaries, the bass player answers the door wearing a Slayer T-Shirt, myself and the guitarist run out the back door and around the house with a tape measure, we come up behind the missionaries just as the bass player says in his most ominous voice "YOU'LL FIND NO WELCOME HERE". We run the tape measure across the backs of both missionaries and say to the bass player.. "Dude, they'll both fit, get the goat". I have never seen two people turn pale and run that fast in my life.. File under stupid shit I did when I was much younger -----Original Message----- From: Larry C. Lyons [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Saturday, February 27, 2010 11:03 AM To: cf-community Subject: Re: here's a lovely example of tolerance by christian fundimentalists Next time I ought to show up wearing an inverse cross and invite them to the next sacrificial ceremony. On Sat, Feb 27, 2010 at 10:37 AM, Scott Stewart <[email protected]> wrote: > > Larry, > > It's all in the door technique, Politely say "We're not interested" or "We > have a church", AS your closing the door, they'll take the hint.. Of course > have a 100 lb dog barking his fool head off doesn't hurt.. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Larry C. Lyons [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Saturday, February 27, 2010 10:32 AM > To: cf-community > Subject: Re: here's a lovely example of tolerance by christian > fundimentalists > > > Probably, I found something similar. That said, I would not put it > past many fundies to have a similar set of beliefs. Its been my > experience that they tend to be the least tolerant of people. As an > aside I just had a run in with couple of missionaries from a local > fundamentalist church this morning. They wouldn't take no for an > answer until one of the ferrets ran out of the house and I had to > chase it down. I think they got a bit freaked over the thing. Must > have thought it was the devil incarnate. > > On Sat, Feb 27, 2010 at 1:34 AM, Mary Jo Sminkey <[email protected]> > wrote: >> >>>I think this person needs a very basic course in logic: >>> >>>http://friendsofirony.com/2010/02/04/ironic-photos-it-makes-sense-if-leav e > -out-logic/ >>> >> >> While I'm sure there are probably are people with this opinion, that > particular letter is a fairly old hoax: >> >> http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/atheists.asp >> >> >> >> >> > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Want to reach the ColdFusion community with something they want? Let them know on the House of Fusion mailing lists Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:312751 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
