Your Presidentliness... Those NSA guys -- were they the ones in the black suits and sunglasses? I mean, like, they were at my house in sunglasses... at 10PM! I couldn't stay and chat. I had better things to do, like terrorize the elderly pedestrians on the local streets with my cycle.
My wife brought them inside to look at my baby pictures that were taken during my first bath. When I got back, I noticed lots of skid marks in front of my house. Then later my wife waved this flashy thing in my face, kinda like that thing from Men In Black that makes you forget stuff. I forgot what happened after that though. Very surreal evening. -V -----Original Message----- From: Todd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Thursday, May 16, 2002 09:48 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Nuke Treaty (for Pres. Todd) *cough* .. I don't have any weapons in my back yard, or in any other secret hiding places that I might have acquired during my trek towards world domination .. um, I mean, peaceful coexistence for one and all. Like I said, Bush is just holding my place for me. He's kind of like my decoy. He pretends to do something, but really accomplishes nothing and manages to piss people off along the way, thus making me look even more like a hero when I do finally grind everyone in to submission .. I mean, set things straight and usher in a new age of peace and prosperity. That's all this is. Nothing to worry about. Move along. Todd ----- Todd for President Solving the world's problems, one nuke at a time, for a better tomorrow. P.S. Vinny .. expect a visit from some nice people with the NSA. They just have a few simple questions about where you might have heard these .. um .. rumors about nukes in my back yard from. They don't really exist, so I'm sure they won't take much of your time. Please do cooperate with them, though. You seem like a nice guy and I would be saddened to hear if you were .. inconvenienced in any way. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Vinny DiDonato (si.rr)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Thursday, May 16, 2002 8:56 PM Subject: RE: Nuke Treaty (for Pres. Todd) > Does the new treaty include all of the missles President Todd has in his > backyard missle silo? > > -V ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
