If you really feel that way don't let the door hit you in your ass on the way out. You can have the south, with all of its stupidity racism and ignorance. We'll take the far more profitable blue states. We'll see which part of the former US is a third world nation after a few years.
On Fri, Jun 4, 2010 at 10:18 PM, Bruce Sorge <[email protected]> wrote: > > Dear American > liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, > Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: > > We have stuck > together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, > but the whole of this latest election process has made me > realize that I want a divorce.... I know we tolerated each > other for many years for the sake of future generations, > but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its > course. > > Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will > not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just > end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to > irreconcilable differences and go our own way. > > Here > is a model separation agreement: > > Our two > groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass > each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult > part, but I am sure our two sides can > come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be > relatively easy! Our respective representatives can > effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have > such distinct and disparate tastes. > > We don't like > redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome > to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns > and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, > the NRA and the military. We'll take the > nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar > and biodiesel. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore > and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, > responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to > move all three of them). > > We'll keep capitalism, > greedy corporations, pharmaceutical > companies,Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your > beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, > homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. We'll keep > the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. > We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood . > > You > can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain > the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. > You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our > allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help > provide them security. > > We'll keep our > Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to > Islam,Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and > Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will > no longer be paying the bill. > > We'll keep the > SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can > take whatever else is left. > > You can give > everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing > doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury > and not a right. We'll keepThe Battle Hymn of the > Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be > happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the > World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the > World. > > We'll practice trickledown economics > and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best > shot. > > > > > Since it often so > offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our > flag. > > Would you agree to this? If so, > please pass it along to other like minded liberal and > conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit > delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you > Answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 > years. > > Sincerely, > John J. Wall > Law > Student and an American > > P. S. Also, please > take Ted Turner, Sean > Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara > Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you. > > P. > S. S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when > you call our > country. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology-Michael-Dinowitz/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:320323 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
