Absolutely brilliant. On Sat, Jun 5, 2010 at 1:39 PM, Maureen <[email protected]> wrote:
> > On Tue, Jun 1, 2010 at 3:44 PM, Larry C. Lyons <[email protected]> > wrote: > > > > Given the exchanges lately, I thought this to be quite appropriate: > > > > http://politicalirony.com/2010/04/13/john-cleese-explains-extremism/ > > I love John Cleese. > > I've always found Emo Phillips's version good too: > > "I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on > the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do > it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to > live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or > atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you Christian or > Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or > Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you > episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are > you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, > "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist > church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He > said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you > reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed > baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed > baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic > scum", and pushed him off." -- Emo Phillips > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology-Michael-Dinowitz/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:320387 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
