On Tue, Jun 22, 2010 at 9:26 AM, Medic <[email protected]> wrote:
> Find out where she lives. Go over there and kick the door down. Smash
> everything in sight. Eat all her food. Turn on all her taps. Leave the
> toilet seat up. Turn on all her lights. Burn every article of clothing you
> can find. Remove all the tags from all her mattresses.
>
> That's what I'd do.

Man.  Leaving the toilet seat up?  Brutal.  Uncalled for...

Everyone knows women are incapable of looking down before they sit.

-Cameron

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