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On Tue, Jun 29, 2010 at 11:09 AM, Scott Stroz <[email protected]> wrote:

>
> This pretty much sums it up for me:
>
> http://bit.ly/c27dbU SFW
>
> On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 10:37 AM, Medic <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> > Well it completely depends on exactly how instant replay would be used.
> If
> > it's used like I described earlier than I think it would be helpful.
> > Stopping play to dispute calls however would destroy the game.
> >
> > As far as the "fake injuries" comment I have a few things to say about
> that.
> > First I think you are lumping a few things together.
> >
> > 1.Simulation: where players dive to get a call or roll around on the
> ground
> > when there was clearly no contact. This is the worst part of the game in
> my
> > opinion. Some of it is cultural some of it not. FIFA does try to stamp
> this
> > out but it's tough. As long as there are fouls there will be players
> > simulating being fouled in an attempt to gain an advantage for their
> squads.
> > Some coaches encourage it, some coaches will pull you of the roster if
> you
> > do it.
> >
> > 2. Actually getting fouled. A lot of people that haven't played think
> that
> > every time a player rolls around on the ground for 30 seconds then gets
> up
> > and continues to play is faking it. Trust me, there are many many many
> times
> > when you take a knock that hurts like hell for 15 or 20 seconds then the
> > pain subsides. It's the way the human body works. It doesn't mean that
> every
> > time a player needs a second after getting fouled that it's a fake
> injury.
> > There's a pretty damn big grey area between no injury and breaking a leg.
> > And also if you take a knock and go down and then there's no whistle it's
> > clear the play won't stop and you damn well better get back up and help
> your
> > team unless you really have hurt yourself bad. Remember you only get
> three
> > substitutions you can make for the whole 90 minutes. That alone means
> that
> > you really need to play through injury if you are capable.
> >
> > Also this doesn't generally affect the flow of the game as the ref will
> only
> > blow the play dead if he believes there is a head injury. Most players if
> > they see a player down will kick the ball out of bounds and then the
> > opposing team will return the ball once play continues. And that's also
> why
> > there is added time at the end of the half. If there's been three minutes
> of
> > "rolling around" then the add the appropriate amount of extra time.
> >
> > I agree that I hate to see players that fake it, but I think you'd be
> > extremely hard pressed to find a fan that doesn't hate this part of
> > football.
> >
> > On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 10:01 AM, Scott Stroz <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> I had this discussion with another soccer fan and they told me that
> >> instant replay _would_ disrupt the pace of the game. I then asked him,
> >> 'Oh, and all the acting and fake injuries do not disrupt the pace of
> >> play?' He had nothing to say there.
> >>
> >> Kind of sad that FIFA tolerates the bullshit acting but drags their
> >> feet on stuff like instant replay.
> >>
> >> On Sun, Jun 27, 2010 at 12:50 PM, Cameron Childress <[email protected]
> >
> >> wrote:
> >> >
> >> > On Sun, Jun 27, 2010 at 12:43 PM, Vivec <[email protected]> wrote:
> >> >> If they have goalline replays and replay technology at the
> >> Worldcup...then
> >> >> they have to have it in our School Leagues....
> >> >> in ALL the games that run up to the World Cup and in ALL local league
> >> >> matches where players and teams that end up in the world cup play.
> >> >
> >> > Isn't that like saying that the Olympics should be scored by hand and
> >> > time should be counted in the heads of the refs?  Just because some
> >> > countries that participate don't have equivalent technologies?
> >> >
> >> > Training for and playing soccer is universally easy.  You need a ball
> >> > and a giant field.  Two paper cups at the end for goal posts.  That's
> >> > how so many kids play the sport, why don't they do that too for the
> >> > world cup?
> >> >
> >> > The reason instant replay isn't int he World Cup is because it would
> >> > disrupt the game, not because it's technically impossible or because
> >> > some country can't afford video cameras.
> >> >
> >> > -Cameron
> >> >
> >> > ...
> >> >
> >> >
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
> 

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