adding a few of original Bennies to these wonderfully bad jokes: Q. How do dolphins get from one place to another? A. In a shuttle pod.
Q. What does a dolphin do when broke? A. Asks a pal to slip him a fin. Q. Why can't dolphins do coke? A. Cause they don't snort, they blow. -Ben > .. Taken from a cf-developer thread that I just had to share...see it's > all their fault! > > Q. What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? > A. Whale of fortune > > Q. How do dolphins solve arguments? > A. They flipper coin! > > A baby dolphin asks: > "Dad, do you believe in cod?" > > Daddy dolphin says "get to school!" > > Q: Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? > A: No, they do everything on porpoise! > > Q: How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ? > A: He prawned everything ! > > Q: What do young dolphins do when they want to celebrate? > A: Let off Squids!!! > > --------- > an unemployed porpoise is standing in a very long and imperceptibly > moving dole queue. After hours of tedious shuffling, he finally reaches > the front desk, only for the bespectacled clerk behind the kiosk to > stick up a 'Position Closed' Sign. > > "What's going on?!" demands the porpoise, "I need my benefit cheque!" > > "sorry," croaks the old bat, "dolphinished" > --------- > > Q. Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? > A. Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool > and feed them fish ! > > Q.what's a dolphin scientist's field of expertise? > A. Fission > > Q. Did you hear about the Dolphin who started a fight in a bar? > A. He got bottlenosed. > > Two sea creatures are paddling in some rock pools... > Crab: "Stop splashing about so much" > Fish: "I will if you stop being so crabby" > > Two old fish watching the schools come out... > Haddock: "Did you see that young crab was walking about in shoes? > Cod: "How do you know they were shoes?" > Haddock: "Well, they had eels and souls!" > > Q. Why was the fish wet? > A. Because the seaweed! > > > Erika > With a K > Passing along bad jokes for a better tomorrow > > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
