>From another list posted from a third list probably posted from a forth, etc.
>A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE >SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops >off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke >backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but >straight down. >Darth Vader: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father." >Luke: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" >Darth Vader: "No! I am your father!" >Luke: "No, it's not true! It's impossible." >Darth Vader: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true." >Luke: "NO!" >Darth Vader: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that >brass droid of yours?" >Luke: "Threepio?" >Darth Vader: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old." >Luke: "No." >Darth Vader: "Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at >yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship >out of the swamp." >Luke: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!" >Darth Vader: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly >destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!" >Luke: "Well, it's not my fault." >Darth Vader: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I >wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith >.. waahhh wahhh!'" >Luke: "Shut up." >Darth Vader: "You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had >exterminated the Jedi knights!" >Luke: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!" >Darth Vader: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor, 10 years old, winner of >the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here >baby! >Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it. >Darth Vader: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you >are, but you sure ain't mine." >Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the >shaft. >Darth Vader looks after him. >Darth Vader: "And get a haircut!" > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
