Yeah .. and he could even spin his own hemorrhoid cushions whenever he
needed to sit down.

I dunno .. I bet with a few butt exorcises, he could be aiming those
spinnerets accurately in no time.  Of course, seeing some guy swinging
around by his butt would be most amusing.

Todd

----- Original Message -----
From: "Ben Braver" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Sunday, May 26, 2002 6:44 PM
Subject: RE: Spiderman Movie


> However, if the glands were on his ass, think how much money he could save
> on t.p.!
>
>
> At 11:17 AM 5/26/02 -0400, you wrote:
> >Yup. That was brought up by someone in my office as well lol :)
> >
> >But it wouldn't have been viable for him to have them there anyways, he
> >would be unable to swing, he also would have been unable to spin proper
> >webs since he doesn't have a flexible abdomen to aim the spinnerrets if
> >he had to.
> >
> >So nature in its infinite wisdom recognised he was bipedal and made them
> >from his wrists ;-)
> >
> >-Gel

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