Eri*K*a, LOL.
heard this one? Guy lives an exemplary life. Goes to heaven. Sitting on a cloud, with his halo and harp, bored to tears. Looks down through clouds into hell, sees a lifelong sinner with a bottle in one hand and a gorgeous blond in the other. Calls over St. Peter, complains this isn't fair. St. Peter says "ah, look closer. The bottle has a hole in the bottom. The blond doesn't." -Benny > One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in > despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. > > The demon asked, "Why so glum?" > > The guy responded, "What do you think? I'm in hell!" > > "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down > here. You a drinking man?" > > "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." > > "Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. > Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca. We drink > till we throw up and then we drink some more!" > > The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." > > "You a smoker?" the demon asked. > > "You better believe it!" > > "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the > world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're > already dead, remember?" > > "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" > > The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." > > "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." > > "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, > poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow. > > You into drugs?" > > The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean . . ." > > "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl > of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do > all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" > > "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I > never realized Hell was such a cool place!" > > The demon said, "You gay?" > > "No." > > "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays ... > > ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
