* Role: Swinger * Number of Positions -- 1 * Location: Minneapolis, MN * Start: ASAP. (Someone is...anxious to get going.) * Duration: 10 Months (That's a bit demanding, even for the most resilient.) * Rate: Open as a 1099 or c2c (I think getting paid is called something other than swinging.) * Face-to-Face: May be required. (This is probably a given.) * Work Authorization -- Open. (The freakier the better?)
RESPONSIBILITIES âEUR¢ Migrating version 7 swingers to version 9. (Huh? This might be a good question for the "interview process".) âEUR¢ Swinging on Windows and on Linux. (mumblemumble...Something about virus protection.) âEUR¢ Swinger tuning and optimizing. (Bring your own tools!) âEUR¢ Swinger user interface development (Trans-gender? Augmentation?) and data access calls (Talk dirty to me, baby! Whoooo) PT ----- Swinging the wold over, for a better tomorrow. On 3/10/2011 8:19 PM, Medic wrote: > I don't know why but I find it funny to pretend cf-jobs posts are > swingers ads. Just replace "ColdFusion Developer" with "swinger" and > read it in a sexy 70's porn bedroom voice. > > Ah... it's the little things in life. Maybe not. Remember, augmentation seems to be desired. ;) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:334978 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
