Phil- ROFL, wishing I were LMAO :-) gonna send this one to a bunch of IT folks, thanks
BTW, didn't anybody suggest re-booting? That's our Help Desk's favorite suggestion! :-) -Ben > A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on > their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road > when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost > out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it > miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's > occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway > down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do? > > "I know," said the Branch Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a > Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a > process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical > Problems, and we can be on our way." > > "No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and > besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army > knife with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking > system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way." > > "Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we > should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again." > > > > > Philip Arnold > Technical Director > Certified ColdFusion Developer > ASP Multimedia Limited > Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 > Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 > > www.aspmedia.co.uk > www.aspevents.net > > An ISO9001 registered company. > > ********************************************************************** > This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they > are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify > the system manager. > ********************************************************************** > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
