This guy was hitch-hiking on a California road. Suddenly a beautiful sun-tanned blonde in a Maserati convertible slowed down, looked him over, and said: "Are you a Republican or a Democrat?" "Democrat," said the guy. The blonde made a face and pulled away, leaving him in a cloud of dust.
Some time later, during the middle of the day when it gets hot, a Ferrari Testosterone purred to a halt. The window rolled down and the guy could feel the cold air from the car's A/C. He saw an absolutely stunning redhead, with freckles and blindingly white teeth, dressed in a simple blouse and skirt (the kind of girl you'd imagine wearing white panties.) She asked: "Are you a Republican or a Democrat?" Again, thoughtlessly, he answered "Democrat." The redhead turned up her nose, hit the window roll-up button and screeched outta there. Inevitably, a third vehicle was bound to show up, and it turned out to be a Lamborghini Poontang. Inside was the most gorgeous, yummy-looking, curvaceous brunette the dude had ever seen. And by now he had caught on, so when she asked "Republican or Democrat," he was prepared. "Republican!" "Hop in," said the babe, and off they went. They were cruising down the freeway in sunny SoCal, Tom Petty singing about Del Shannon on the radio, and it was a beautiful day. The dude glanced down at the girl's legs and noticed that her skirt was slipping up her leg. She caught his glance, smiled, and took his hand and placed it on the inside of her thigh. Then she reached over and started to feel around for his zipper. The guy exclaimed: "I can't believe it! I've been a Republican for only 10 minutes and I already feel like F'ing somebody!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:343826 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
