Steal away. I got it off someone comment on the Washington Post.

On Tue, Mar 27, 2012 at 12:43 PM, Scott Stroz <[email protected]> wrote:
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> Stealing this....
>
>
> On Tue, Mar 27, 2012 at 12:41 PM, Larry C. Lyons <[email protected]> 
> wrote:
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>> just saw this and thought it amusing:
>>
>> US Politics in a nutshell:
>>
>> University Professor: 2+2=4
>>
>> Democrat: 2+2=4, that is what science says. We believe in science.
>>
>> Republican: I believe 2+2=6, because that is what God told me in a dream.
>>
>> Fox News: 2+2=6. If you don't believe this, you are a
>> socialist-communist-Marxist. And don't listen to that godless
>> socialist professor!
>>
>> Other US Cable News channels: There is a genuine difference of opinon.
>> To be fair to both sides, we will split the difference and call 2+2=5.
>>
>> New York Times / Washington Post / NPR: 2+2=4.
>>
>> Jon Huntsman: 2+2=4. I believe in science, call me crazy.
>>
>> Mitt Romney: 2+2=? I think I might have said 4 before, but now I don't
>> know. What should I say to get people to vote for me?
>>
>> National Rifles Association: 2+2=? My party says 6, equal to the
>> number of rounds in a revolver. But I wished it was higher.
>>
>>
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