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From: borowitzreport.com [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of borowitzreport.com Sent: Monday, April 16, 2012 8:04 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Fox News shocker Having trouble reading this email? <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=72683eba56&e=b8834eebdf> Click here to view online. <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage1.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=1506859daa&e=b8834eebdf> An Unexpected Twist: A true story by Andy Borowitz, The #1 Bestseller, Available on Amazon.com <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage1.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=386e897b13&e=b8834eebdf> Borowitz Report April 16, 2012 Fox News Wins Pulitzer for Fiction Prize Committee Praises Imagination, Inventiveness <http://www.borowitzreport.com/wp-content/uploads/FoxNews.jpg> NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage2.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=0d01531897&e=b8834eebdf> ) â In an unprecedented honor for the Rupert Murdoch-led network, the Fox News Channel today won the Pulitzer Prize for fiction. In its official statement, the prize committee praised Fox for exhibiting âan imagination and inventiveness that rival the best of Charles Dickens and J.R.R. Tolkien.â In hailing Fox, the committee singled out the networkâs fourteen-part story about President Obamaâs birth in a mud-hut in Kenya. For Mr. Murdoch, the stunning Pulitzer Prize win was a rare bright spot in what he acknowledged had been âa difficult year.â âWhen I first heard about the Pulitzer committeeâs decision, I didnât believe it,â he said. âI had to listen to their voicemails to hear it for myself.â Get a free subscription to the Borowitz Report here <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage1.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=69d81c91cd&e=b8834eebdf> . <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=ab1909759e&e=b8834eebdf> TIME Ranks Borowitz Report #1 in its Best of Twitter <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage2.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=2f508d93c6&e=b8834eebdf> Be Andy's friend on Facebook Andy's Upcoming Events <http://www.borowitzreport.com/wp-content/themes/borowitz/images/events.jpg> Upcoming Events April 17, 2012 at 06:00 PM New York â Free Show! Join Andy and his special guests, New York Times bestselling author Sloane Crosley and Thurber Award-winning humorist David Rakoff for an evening of comedy. (Note: this event is free. There are no advance tickets - people will be seated on a first come, first served basis.) Location: Miller Theater, Columbia University 2960 Broadway at 116th Street For tickets go to <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage1.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=a8f590efdf&e=b8834eebdf> No Advance Tickets <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=e292b0a92d&e=b8834eebdf> <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=2279a501ac&e=b8834eebdf> The Borowitz Report: Waste Someone's Time: <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage1.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=a442361f84&e=b8834eebdf> Forward to a Friend. <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=1c8b381810&e=b8834eebdf> Sign up today for your own Borowitz Reports. <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage.com/unsubscribe?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=743947b930&e=b8834eebdf&c=6ea1413105> Remove me from this list. <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage.com/track/click?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=40efca95e2&e=b8834eebdf> Delivered by MailChimp <http://borowitzreport.us1.list-manage.com/track/open.php?u=49de3335c30245ecd0fa291aa&id=6ea1413105&e=b8834eebdf> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:349917 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
