I LOL'd On Wed, Apr 18, 2012 at 9:33 AM, Larry C. Lyons <[email protected]>wrote:
> > A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his > office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. > > As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely > tore off the driver's door. > > Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the > accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing. > > Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started > screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just > purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the > same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again. > > After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his > head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers > are," he said. > > "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most > important things in life." > > "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. > > The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is > missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!" > > "OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer. > > "My Rolex!" > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:350062 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
