We just trap and shoot them, of course the ones we had were all wild cats, and were causing all kinds of problems.
-----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Tuesday, June 11, 2002 11:32 AM To: CF-Community Subject: RE: How to Wash A Cat We have a cat who has been lurking around our bird feeder and has managed to kill some birds. Would like to discourage the cat without harming it - just make it unhappy. Saw an item in a catalog that I'm considering ordering: an infrared-activated nozzle that attaches to a garden house. It has a mount so you can point the hose towards the area you want monitored/protected. You leave the water turned on to the hose. When set off by a large- enough object, it releases a pulse of water from the hose (probably cold). Hmmmmm. -Ben > That was hysterical, and if I had read that as a young child, I would > have tried it!!!! > > Erika > With a K > Sneaking side glances at Snoopy and wondering if it could be done .... > ;) > ------------------------------------------------------------ > > >>| -----Original Message----- > >>| From: Hatton Humphrey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > >>| Sent: 11 June 2002 16:29 > >>| To: CF-Community > >>| Subject: How to Wash A Cat > >>| > >>| > >>| Okay okay, I was late jumping in and I apologise for taking > >>| that thread > >>| down the path that it went down, so here's some humor to use as a > >>| muffin-shield. > >>| > >>| Hatton > >>| -------------------------------------------- > >>| How To Wash A Cat > >>| > >>| 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. > >>| > >>| 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. > >>| > >>| 3. Find &soothe the cat as you carry it to the bathroom. > >>| > >>| 4. In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close both > >>| lids,and > >>| stand on top, so the cat cannot escape. > >>| > >>| 5. The cat will self-agitate and produce ample suds. > >>| > >>| 6. Ignore ruckus from inside the toilet (the cat is > >>| really enjoying this) > >>| > >>| 7. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a > >>| power rinse, which is quite effective. > >>| > >>| 8. Have someone open an outside door (don't forget the > >>| screen door). > >>| > >>| 9. Stand as far from the toilet as possible and quickly > >>| open both lids. > >>| > >>| 10. The now clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and > >>| go outdoors > >>| where it will quickly air dry. > >>| > >>| Sincerely, > >>| The Dog > >>| > >>| > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
