Nice. Snow birds haha.
On Wed, Sep 19, 2012 at 2:35 PM, Larry C. Lyons <[email protected]>wrote: > > because this day sucks. > > > FOUR RETIREES VISIT A BAR > > Four old retired men are walking down a street in Mesa , Arizona . > They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL > drinks 10 cents." > They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be > true. > The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come > on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen ?" > > There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini . > In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not > stirred and says, " That'll be 10 cents each, please." > The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. > They can't believe their good luck. > They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis , and order another round. > Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again > saying,"That's 40 cents, please." > They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. > They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet. > Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as > good as these for a dime apiece?" > "I'm a retired tailor from Florida ," the bartender says, "and I > always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for > $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. > Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same." > > " Wow ! That's some story!" one of the men says. > As the four of them sip at their martinis , they can't help noticing > seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in > front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been > there. > Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the > Bartender, "What's with them?" > The bartender says, "They're retired people from Winnipeg Manitoba. > They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price..." > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:355397 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
