Speaking of getting stepped on... My sister was driving yesterday, and a deer jumped out of the woods and through her windshield.
After much heart pounding excitement to get herself and her 2-year old out of the car, she called the police and a tow truck. After everyone arrived and her car is up on the truck, she notices that the deer is still alive and badly injured. She thinks outloud, "I should have called someone to come and shoot the deer." The cop puts on a set of mirrored shades, and cooly replies "You already did, ma'am." He walks a few steps, draws and fires. End of deer. She said it was the most surreal 5 seconds of her life. Just like a movie. (of course, _he_ kept the deer. grumble, grumble) Jerry Johnson >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/14/02 04:23PM >>> If you step on a chipmunk in California you are in trouble. -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, June 14, 2002 3:19 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Proof that guns are not deadly Wow. Not in California. At 04:08 PM 6/14/2002 -0400, you wrote: >I believe Texas has a law that says if someone comes on your property at >night and you think they're going to steal something, you can shoot them. > >-Justin Scott, Lead Developer > Sceiron Internet Services, Inc. > http://www.sceiron.com > > >----- Original Message ----- >From: "Howie Hamlin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Sent: Friday, June 14, 2002 3:03 PM >Subject: Re: Proof that guns are not deadly > > > > I remember a few years ago there was an exchange student from Japan who >was trying to find a halloween party in Texas, I > > believe. He went to the wrong house and, when he could not explain >himself to the satisfaction of the homeowner (he did > > not speak very much English) the homeowner shot and killed him. The >homeowner claimed that the student was making some > > kind of threatening gestures (of course, he was just trying to explain >what he was looking for) and was not charged with > > a crime. > > > > Very sad... > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Ben Braver" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Friday, June 14, 2002 2:58 PM > > Subject: Re: Proof that guns are not deadly > > > > > > > Good one, Howie > > > sadly true... > > > (IMHO anyway) > > > > > > -Ben > > > Supporting bullet control for more people alive tomorrow > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
