Ah yes....that's a good one. This one is unrelatedx, but i heard it yesterday and it made me chuckle...and since it's Friday:
An altar boy goes into the confessional at Church. "Bless me father for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." "That is a serious sin" said the priest. "Who was this young woman?" "I can't tell you that father". "You might as well tell me, since I will find out anyway" said the priest. "I can't tell father!" "Was it Becky Smith?" "Father, i really can't tell you" "Cindy Johnson? Mary Stewart? Alice Henderson? Lisa Walker?" "Father....i'm sorry, but i just can't tell you." "Ok son. But you have sinned, so you must do reconciliation. You will be prohibited from being an altar boy for 4 months." So the altar boy goes back to his pew and sits down. His friend nudges him and says "So, what did you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads" On Fri, Nov 9, 2012 at 11:22 AM, Cameron Childress <[email protected]>wrote: > > On Fri, Nov 9, 2012 at 12:04 PM, GMoney <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > Let this be a reminder, guys: Always keep your condoms at > > your mistresses house. > > Reminds me of a joke... > > I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for > over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little > thing bothering meit was her beautiful younger sister. > > My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, > and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near > me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. > Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. > > One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the > wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me > that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldnt overcome. She > told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my > life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldnt say a word. > > She said, Im going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild > fling, just come up and get me. > > I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I > stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the > front door. > > I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my > entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! > > With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, We are very > happy that you have passed our little test. We couldnt ask for a better > man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. > > And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your ca > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:358060 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
