Philip- ROFL > During his visit to the United States, the Pope > met with President Clinton. Instead of just an > hour as scheduled, the meeting went on for two > days. > > Finally, a weary President Clinton emerged > to face the waiting news media. > > The President was smiling and announced the summit > was a resounding success. He said he and the Pope > agreed on 80% of the matters they discussed. > > Then Mr. Clinton declared he was going home to the > White House to be with his family. > > A few minutes later the Pope came out to make his > statement. > > He looked tired, and discouraged, and was practically > in tears. Sadly he announced his meeting with the > President was a failure. > > Incredulous, one reporter asked, "But your Holiness, > President Clinton just announced the summit was a > great success and the two of you agreed on 80% of > the items discussed." > > Exasperated, the Pope answered, "Yes, but we were > talking about the Ten Commandments." > > > > Philip Arnold > Technical Director > Certified ColdFusion Developer > ASP Multimedia Limited > Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 > Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 > > www.aspmedia.co.uk > www.aspevents.net > > An ISO9001 registered company. > > ********************************************************************** > This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they > are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify > the system manager. > ********************************************************************** > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com
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