A pirate? What a clueless yuppie. Then again I don't thinks that Portland can do better than the unicycle riding Darth Vader playing a set of flaming bagpipes.
On Mon, May 19, 2014 at 4:56 PM, Judah McAuley <[email protected]> wrote: > > On a lighter note, there's high elves and then there are "high" elves. Oh, > Portland, I love you so: > > The last thing the woman from Northeast Portland probably expected when she > got up Tuesday morning was that she would be attacked by a sword-wielding > elf. > > But that's what happened around 7 a.m. as she drove her red BMW by the > intersection of Southeast 7th and Morrison. > > A man dressed in chain-mail with a helmet, shield and carrying a sword and > staff ran into traffic and started attacking her car. > > She called 911, reporting that "a pirate" was attacking her car. > > When police got there, they detained Konrad Bass of Glendale, Oregon. > > Bass told officers that he wasn't a pirate but a "high-elf engaged in > battle with the evil Morgoth." > > Morgoth is a character created by JRR Tolkien in a prequel to the Lord of > the Rings stories. In the stories, he is the character from which all evil > grew. > > Bass, who was cited for criminal mischief and transported to Providence > Hospital, also told officers he had taken LSD. > > The woman's car had several puncture marks. > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:370228 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
