LOL - aloe pants?

> LOL... WARMING = WARNING.
> 
> At 08:13 AM 7/5/2002 -0700, you wrote:
> >Try this:
> >
> >Boil a large pot of water.  Use one of those large pasta pots.  When it
> >boils, add some vicks vaporizer oil in it.  Turn off the stove and put a
> >towel over it with your head under the towel. Breathe in the steam.
> >
> >WARMING:  Be careful not to burn yourself.  Do not want to go from a common
> >cold to second and third degree burns.
> >
> >Just in case you burn yourself, have some aloe pants handy.  Cut open the
> >stems and spread the green gooey stuff over the burn.
> >
> >WARMING:  When cutting the stems, be careful not to cut your hand.
> >
> >Just by chance if you cut your hand, apply pressure to wound and elavate.
> >
> >At 03:08 PM 7/5/2002 +0000, you wrote:
> > >Gel-
> > >
> > >sowwies to hear you're ill
> > >
> > >haven't heard that alcohol cures viruses
> > >
> > >one thing that really helps is large quantities of water
> > >and juice to keep you hydrated and help flush out the
> > >buggies
> > >
> > >and alcohol dehydrates...
> > >
> > >if your throat feels like the inside of a flame thrower,
> > >try hot decaf or herb tea with honey and lemon. The
> > >honey soothes, and the lemon helps cut through stuff.
> > >
> > >Hope ya get better soon, dude.
> > >
> > >-Ben
> > >
> > > > *sniffles*
> > > > I've caught one it seems.
> > > >
> > > > Last night was a chore to get to sleep, even with cold medicine! My
> > > > throat is a burning mess..I don't even feel to eat the muffin on my
> > > > desk.
> > > >
> > > > But it's looking at me with those little blueberry eyes and *CHOMP!*
> > > >
> > > > *munches*
> > > >
> > > > Oooooh I feel terrible. Not feeling to do anything.
> > > > *chomp* *munch* *chomp*
> > > >
> > > > Anff todayff frifaay! Supposhff.
> > > > *gulp*
> > > > Scuse me..
> > > > Supposed to be drinking! But I think if I throw alcohol into this brew
> > > > that's swirling inside me it might tip the scales in the favor of the
> > > > invaders :)
> > > >
> > > > Have any of you ever tried the remedy that a stiff shot of Whiskey cures
> > > > the common cold?
> > > >
> > > > -Gel
> > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> 
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