Great quotes Beth. larry
-- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www.ebstor.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. -- > -----Original Message----- > From: Beth F [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Monday, July 08, 2002 4:59 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Super Duper Contraversial post....heheh > > > The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 > admonishments > to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love > heterosexuals. > It's just that they need more supervision. ~Lynn Lavner > > If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to > work: "Hello. > Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler > > I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you > don't have to > tell your mother. ~Charles Pierce, 1980 > > War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess > which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting? > ~The Value of Families > > Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating > themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in > Congress. If it passes, > they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be > illegal for a > prick to touch an asshole. ~Judy Carter > > 'You could move.' ~Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby," in > response to a > reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across > the street and > wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the > neighborhood. > > The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military > is that the > next time the government mandates a draft we can all declare > homosexuality > instead of running off to Canada. ~Lorne Bloch > > Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I > think they are > just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you > call a faggot?" > ~ Jon Stewart > > My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those > women out there > praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share. ~Rita Mae Brown > > Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture > or death say > they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used > as soldiers; > we should be used as weapons. ~Letter to the Editor, The Advocate > > You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you > just have to be > able to shoot straight. ~Barry Goldwater > > Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men > holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines > > My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual > life, if it were > broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. > ~W. Somerset Maugham > > Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. > ~Author Unknown > > If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female > homosexuals should be > called "ecstatic." ~Shelly Roberts > > My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen > because she thought > I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it. > ~Amanda > Bearse > > Some women can't say the word lesbian...even when their > mouth is full of > one. ~Kate Clinton > > No matter how far in or out of the closet you are, you still > have a next > step. ~Author Unknown > > It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of > homosexuality. > It's like disapproving of rain. ~Francis Maude > > The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. > ~Rita Mae Brown > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
