<hee hee> hmmm, I'd say Sister MK ended up out of order! > Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. > > The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as > long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so". > > Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest > said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You can > speak two words." > > Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." "I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest > said, "We will get you a better bed." > > After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You > may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine. > > "Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the > food would be better in the future. > > On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary > Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today." > > "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine. > > "It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done nothing but bitch since > you >got here." > > ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm
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