So are you saying I can only send good stuff to this list?? If that is the case then I predict that the level of conversation in here will be dropping considerably!!!
Hey Tim, When you coming up to DC again??? ----- Original Message ----- From: "Timothy Heald" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, August 02, 2002 10:35 AM Subject: RE: Friday Joke, Part Deux > The first one was good, but dang Sandy this one is just baaaad :) > > Tim Heald > Developer > Schoollink, Inc. > 910.223.2116 x 122 > > > http://www.schoollink.net > Providing technology solutions for educators > > Fusebox Advisory Committee > http://www.fusebox.org > > Fayetteville ColdFusion User Group > http://www.fcfug.org > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Sandy Clark [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Friday, August 02, 2002 10:28 AM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: Friday Joke, Part Deux > > > > > > A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he > > lay the dog > > on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the > > receptor on > > the dog's chest. > > After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, > > but your dog has passed away." > > > > "What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any > > testing on > > him or anything. I want another opinion!" > > > > With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned > > with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, checking the > > poor dead dog out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the > > Retriever sadly shook his head and said "Woof". > > > > The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments > > with a cat, who also checked out the poor dog on the table. As had his > > predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." He > > then jumped > > off the table and ran out the room. > > > > The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went > > postal. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is > > outrageous!" The vet > > shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, it > > would have been $50, but with the "Lab" work and the "Cat scan"..." > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
