Since we're on a roll with bird jokes, here's an oldie but goodie: A cat burglar breaks into a house and starts poking around, doing what burglars do. As he crosses the living room he hears a voice, "Jesus is watching you."
The burglar looks around and sees nothing, so he shakes it off and continues his activities. Soon, he crosses the living room again and once again hears, "Jesus is watching you." Again, the man looks around and sees nothing, so he continues on. Finally, as he is on his way out of the house, goods in bag, he passes the living room a third time. Again he hears, "Jesus is watching you." This time he searches the living room and comes across a parrot cage. He grins and says with a laugh, "So you must be Jesus." To this the bird replies, "Hello, my name is Moses." The thief is startled. "What kind of person would name a parrot Moses," he asks aloud. The bird replied, "the same kind of person that would name a doberman Jesus." ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
