Sandy- literally LOL, wiping tears outta eyes.
But our buddy Angel wouldn't do that to a parrot, would you 'Gel?? -Ben > Angel received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a > bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those > that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. > > Angel tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying > polite words, playing soft music, anything that came to mind. Nothing > worked. He yelled at the bird, the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the > bird got madder and ruder. > > Finally, in a moment of desperation, Angel put the parrot in the freezer. > For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and > then, suddenly, all was quiet. > Angel was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly > opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Angel's extended > arm and said: "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I > ask for your forgiveness. I will try to check my behavior..." > > Angel was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask > what changed him when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken > did?" > > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
