Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. The problem: how to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: eat it in the parking lot. Diet tip: eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less. Chocolate has many preservatives. It will make you look younger. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy? If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire segment of the garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you? REMEMBER: "stressed" spelled backward is "desserts". Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds. Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. ------------ (methinks this originated with a Weight Watchers member) -Ben ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
