hmmm... my freezer has a light in it...just lucky I guess...

and wasn't "Twinkle Twinkle" originally penned by Mozart?

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Sent: Monday, August 12, 2002 1:43 AM
Subject: Good Questions?


> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
> these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
>
> Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
> crisp which no decent human being would eat?
>
> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
>
> Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
> both dogs!
>
> Why ARE Trix only for kids?
>
> If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't
> he just buy dinner?
>
> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
>
> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
>
> Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> tune?
>
>
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