it was a goat, not a person! -----Original Message----- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Monday, August 12, 2002 11:47 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: Good Questions?
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze > these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"? That's an udderly ridiculous question. > > Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible > crisp which no decent human being would eat? As one of the Three Stooges said when he ordered burnt toast and a rotten egg, "I've got a tapeworm and it's good enough for it." > > Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Because in the Artic it's dark all the time in winter. > > Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're > both dogs! As is the case with Jessica Rabbit, he was drawn that way. > > Why ARE Trix only for kids? They're not - but ya can get busted if not careful. > > If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't > he just buy dinner? 'cause the diner didn't serve Road Runner. > > If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Hard. > > If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? What a stupid question! > > Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same > tune? They couldn't afford a different one - it's a pee-er music swapping network. /Ben > > > Philip Arnold > Technical Director > Certified ColdFusion Developer > ASP Multimedia Limited > Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 > Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 > > www.aspmedia.co.uk > www.aspevents.net > > An ISO9001 registered company. > > ********************************************************************** > This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they > are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify > the system manager. > ********************************************************************** > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
