Sandy- this is wonderful. thanks for posting it!
-Ben way over 40 and LMAO > POEM FOR COMPUTER USERS OVER 40 > > A computer was something on TV > From a science fiction show of note. > A window was something you hated to clean, > And ram was the father of a goat. > > Meg was the name of my girlfriend, > And gig was a job for the nights. > Now they all mean different things, > And that really mega bytes. > > An application was for employment; > A program was a TV show; > A cursor used profanity; > A keyboard was a piano. > > Memory was something that you lost with age. > A CD was a bank account. > And if you had a 3.5-in. Floppy, > You hoped nobody found out. > > Compress was something you did to the garbage, > Not something you did to a file. > And if you unzipped anything in public, > You'd be in jail for a while. > > Log on was adding wood to the fire. > Hard drive was a long trip on the road. > A mouse pad was where a mouse lived, > And a backup happened to your commode. > > Cut you did with a pocket knife; > Paste you did with glue. > A web was a spider's home, > And a virus was the flu. > > I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper, > And the memory in my head. > I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash, > But when it happens they wish they were dead. > > -Author unknown- > > > > > ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ > Sandra Clark > Macromedia Certified Advanced Coldfusion 5.0 Developer > Shayna Productions > http://www.shayna.com <http://www.shayna.com/> > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
