LMAO I needed that :-)
Douglas Brown Email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sandy Clark" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Tuesday, August 13, 2002 11:39 AM Subject: New Mergers Expected > In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, I > wanted to make my friends aware of the next expected mergers so you can > get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these > consolidations in late 2002 and make yourself a bundle. > > 1.Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W.R.Grace > Co. will merge and become Hale,Mary,Fuller,Grace. > > 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and > become...Polly, Warner Cracker. > > 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as MMMGood. > > 4. Zippo Mfg., Audi Motor Car,Dofasco and Dakota Mining will merge to > become, of course, ZipAudiDoDa. > > 5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and > consolidate as: FedUP > > 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell > Honeychild. > > 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. > > 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the Nat'l Org. of Women will become: Knott NOW! > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
