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WORLD NEWS

Bush To World Leaders: 'Now Who Else Upset My Dad?'

In an attempt to single out countries unwilling to lend a hand in the US-led effort to 
oust Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein from power, President George W. Bush vowed today that 
he is prepared to go after other heads of state who annoyed his dad.

"Don't any of you out there get the idea that I'm crawfishing. If anyone says 
something bad about my dad then he shouldn't be surprised if he faces the full might 
of the US military," said an adamant Bush.

One by one anxious world leaders spent the rest of the day trying to appease the 
younger Bush after his stark warning.

"Hey, your dad was a great guy. Feel free to throw up in my lap too if you want," said 
Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi 

"Who said anything about him being an imperialist weasel?" asked Cuban President Fidel 
Castro. "I was only kidding. I'm a kidder."

"The government of North Korea stands by its position of not kibbitzing your dad. He 
was one heck of a mensch," said North Korean leader Kim Jong-il

Bush is still waiting to hear back from 48 world leaders before he starts building his 
next international coalition, presently code-named "Operation Be Nice To My Dad Or 
Else."

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