Think we could get whoever doesn't like it to fight a bum and then we could videotape and sell it online (hey, we can all build an ecommerce site in, like, 15 minutes) and then we'll all get rich, and we can post a message saying that they can't post here anymore, and, umm, you know ...
Yeah, someone will find it offensive, which is great, because then we'll have something to talk about the rest of the afternoon ... sure hope they speak up soon ... Dan -----Original Message----- From: Beth F [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Friday, September 27, 2002 11:12 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Re: offensive humor Benster: I just wanted for forewarn folks because SOMEONE will find it offensive. ----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, September 27, 2002 9:50 AM Subject: Re: offensive humor > Beth- > > "offensive"? > not to me. > > provocative? > yes. > > amusing? > very (to me). > > -Ben > > > I never said, "Thou shalt not think." > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > Okay, you've got multiplying down. Now let's try replenishing for a while. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > I don't care who started it. Just stop it. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > If you seek to know my ways, read a damn science book. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > You'd better have stopped fighting by the time I get back, or you're all > > > > grounded. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > Six days? Yeah, right. I'm a scientist, not a magician. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > If I wanted you to have seven kids, I would have given you a bigger > > > > planet. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > You're not tracking those bloody footprints in here. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > E=mc�. Yeah, that's one of mine. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > You can have another kid when you learn to take care of the first one. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > The dinosaurs didn't believe in you either. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > Excuse me? Where do you see my name on the front of the Bible? > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > Only six thousand years old? Oh, that's a good one. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > Just look at this planet! Do you expect me to clean this up? > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > I love Marilyn Manson, too. Maybe more than I love you. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > Here's a clue-if they say they're doing it in my name, they're lying. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > I'm flattered you liked my book so much. Now why don't you read something > > > > new? > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > I'm concerned about children's education. I favor lower child-to-parent > > > > ratios. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > I gave you a bigger brain for a reason. Start using it. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > Want to know how old the earth is? Ask the earth, not the Bible. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > If you don't clean this place up, you won't get another millennium. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > I don't blame video games when my children start shooting each other. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > I like to kick things off with a bang. A Big Bang. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > If you didn't hear it straight from my lips, take it with a grain of salt. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > All this will someday be your children's. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > There is no such thing as killing in my name. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > Stop smirking, America. I'm talking to you, too. > > > > - -God > > > > > > > > > > Beth F, denizen of Anchorage, AK > > Owned by Kavik (samoyed) and Toklat (keeshond) > > Owner of a Rans Gliss, Bacchetta Giro, Trek R200, Kickbike and Merlin, the > > MTB > > http://www.bad-dawgs-in-ak.com > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Structure your ColdFusion code with Fusebox. Get the official book at http://www.fusionauthority.com/bkinfo.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
