ROFL! That made me laugh.. ~~ Stephenie
> |-----Original Message----- > |From: jon hall [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > |Sent: Wednesday, October 16, 2002 6:38 PM > |To: CF-Community > |Subject: 10 inches > | > | > |The Genie > | > |Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled > |out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his > |friend if he had one.. > | > |"I sure do," he replied and reached into his pocket and > |pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter. > | > |"Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster." > | > |"I got it from my genie." > | > |"You have a genie?" he asked. > | > |"Yes, he's right here in my pocket." > | > |"Could I see him?" > | > |He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie. > | > |The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you > |grant me one wish?" > | > |"Yes I will," the genie said so he asks him for a million > |bucks and the genie hops back into his master's pocket and > |leaves the man standing there waiting for his million bucks. > | > |About this time, a duck walks into the bar followed by > |another. Then more ducks come pouring in. Before long the > |entire bar has ducks everywhere. The friend tells his buddy, > |"What is going on here, I asked for a million bucks not ducks!" > | > |He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of > |hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch Bic?" > | > | > |-- > | jon > | mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > | > | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists&body=lists/cf_community Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com
