Interesting article.  What if an order was also placed by Iraq?  I think we need to 
have Amazon's sales records siezed
to make sure.

AMAZON.COM ADMITS IT SOLD NUCLEAR WEAPONS

Offered Free Shipping to North Korea

Under pressure from U.S. diplomats, Internet retailing giant Amazon.com admitted today 
that it sold nuclear missiles and
other weapons of mass destruction in an effort to prop up its sagging bottom line.

While it had been widely known that Amazon had branched out into such non-book items 
as automobiles and patio furniture
in recent years, the revelation that it was selling nuclear weapons still came as 
something of a shock.

The United States made the discovery about Amazon's foray into international weapons 
dealing almost by accident, sources
say.

A U.S. diplomat attempting to buy "Dance Upon The Air," a book by best-selling author 
Nora Roberts, noticed under the
"Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought" section the ominous phrase "Fissionable 
Nuclear Material."

Clicking on that link, the official soon found an entire section of the Amazon site 
devoted to weapons of mass
destruction, including a "Favorites" list authored by Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein.

Jeff Bezos, founder and CEO of Amazon, admitted late this afternoon that Amazon had 
indeed been selling weapons of mass
destruction to various rogue states in order to offset losses from disappointing sales 
of the new Rod Stewart CD.

Mr. Bezos acknowledged that his company had even offered free shipping in order to 
induce North Korea to buy a nuclear
weapons system from Amazon, and a "two for one" discount if they added a biological 
weapons plant to their order, but he
promised that such practices would be discontinued.

"From now on, if rogue states want to buy weapons of mass destruction, they're going 
to have to go on eBay," Mr. Bezos
said.


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