I am sure this is a setup of some kind, but... JuJu?
(Which was my sister's knickname for many years.) Jerry Johnson >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 10/21/02 05:11PM >>> Mary's father has five daughters... 1. JaJa 2. JeJe 3. JiJI 4. JoJo What was the name of the fifth daughter? At 05:08 PM 10/21/2002 -0400, you wrote: >While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. >He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. >She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks >how she knows if they're intelligent. > >"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to >demonstrate." > >She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this >question: Your mother has a child, and your >father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" > >Tony Blair responds, "It is I, ma'am." > >"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and >says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" > >"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" > >Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better put the Chairman of >the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the >test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, >I wonder if you can answer a question for me." > >"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" > >"Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child >is not your brother or your sister. Who is >it?" >Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back >to you?" > >Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other >senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over >the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. > >Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department >and explains his problem. > >"Now look here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, >and this child is not your brother or your >sister. Who is it?" > >Powell answers immediately, "It is I, of course, you fool." > >Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, "I know >the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin >Powell!" > >And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you idiot, it's Tony Blair!" > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists&body=lists/cf_community This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting.
