A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead 

 sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat 

 down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

 

 

 Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket

 toward

 the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands 

 it

 back.

 

 

 "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in

 place.

 "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."

 

 

 They enjoy a wonderful dinner together and, afterward, the theater

 followed

 by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he

 shares his. She listens.After paying for everything, she asks him if he

 would like to come to her place for a nightcap ... and stay for 

 breakfast.

 

 

 The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the 

 trimmings.

 

 

 The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," 

 he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy 

 you meet?"

 

 

 "No," she replies.........You just happened to catch my eye."

 

 

Rick

 

 

 


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