Rolling on floor, laughing my 4$$ off.
--Ben Doom
Programmer & General Lackey
Moonbow Software
: -----Original Message-----
: From: Andy Ousterhout [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
: Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 12:24 PM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: RE: Hu's on first
:
:
: OK, I've seen it so many times and haven't a clue. What does
: ROFLMAO mean?
:
: -----Original Message-----
: From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
: Sent: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 10:38 AM
: To: CF-Community
: Subject: Re: Hu's on first
:
:
: ROFLMAO
:
: It's a good thing the National Security Advisor didn't bring up the Wye
: Accords !!
:
: -Ben
:
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: >From: "Andy Ousterhout" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
: >To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
: >Subject: Hu's on first
: >Date: Wed, 20 Nov 2002 08:44:23 -0600
: >
: >HU'S ON FIRST
: >
: >By James Sherman
: >
: >
: >
: >(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Great. Lay it on me.
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: That's what I want to know.
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Yes.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: I mean the fellow's name.
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Hu.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: The guy in China.
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Hu.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: The new leader of China.
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Hu.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: The Chinaman!
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Hu is leading China.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: That's the man's name.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: That's who's name?
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Yes.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
: >China?
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Yes, sir.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
: >East.
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: That's correct.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Then who is in China?
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Yes, sir.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Yassir is in China?
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: No, sir.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Then who is?
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Yes, sir.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Yassir?
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: No, sir.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China..
: >Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Kofi?
: >
: >
: >
: >George: No, thanks.
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: You want Kofi?
: >
: >
: >
: >George: No.
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: You don't want Kofi.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
: >then get me the U.N.
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Yes, sir.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Kofi?
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: And call who?
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Will you stay out of China?!
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Yes, sir.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Kofi.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
: >
: >
: >
: >(Condi picks up the phone.)
: >
: >
: >
: >Condi: Rice, here.
: >
: >
: >
: >George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should
: >send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese
: >food in the Middle East?
: >
: >
: >
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