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>From: "Howie Hamlin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
>To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>Subject: The Perfect Couple
>Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 09:30:00 -0500
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>The Perfect Couple
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>Once: upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
>perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was,
>of course, perfect.
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>One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
>perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side
>of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
>There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not
>wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
>perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they
>were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving
>conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an
>accident.
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>Only one of them survived the accident.
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>Question: Who was the survivor?
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>(Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)
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>Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed
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>the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
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>thing as a perfect man.
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>**** Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.
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>**** Men keep scrolling.
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>So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have
>been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
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>Men keep scrolling
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>By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
>illustrates another point: Women never listen.
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