Here's a list of cat truths..... CAT - (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem.
CAT (n): 1. Furry keyboard cover 2. Alarm clock CAT (n): A walking ego with fur. Cat Game #1: Hah - made you look! Cat quote: "Doesn't take much to entertain a human!" An aquarium is interactive television for cats. A cat is just a bundle of purr. A cat is nobody's fool. Cat: Ethereal music wreathed in mystery. Cats can eat tuna that has not been mixed with Miracle Whip. Cats must climb into their Daddy's dropped briefs while he is sitting on the toilet. A cat, the only self-cleaning appliance in the house. A cat's courage is as strong as a dog's chain. Cat Game #2: Take up the most room on bed. (actually, I thought this was Dog Game #1) Cats must tear into the bag of cat food just to see if it the same as what is in their dish. The four cat food groups: Dry, Canned, Natural, Yours. You're not a real person until you're ignored by a cat. Cat Game #3: Hide and go puke. A happy cat means a happy household. A home without a cat is only a house. As anyone who owns a cat knows: no one can own a cat. Philip Arnold Technical Director Certified ColdFusion Developer ASP Multimedia Limited Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 www.aspmedia.co.uk www.aspevents.net An ISO9001 registered company. ********************************************************************** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. ********************************************************************** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
