Vinny- or, how does this work if both your parents are deceased? (e.g. mine)
Does that mean I'd be hearing voices in my head again? <sigh> -Ben >From: "Vinny DiDonato" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: RE: Getting the family together on Thanksgiving >Date: Thu, 21 Nov 2002 20:22:37 -0500 > >Ben: > >How does this work if your parents are already divorced? :-| > >(It's a funny story though. :) ) > >-V > >-----Original Message----- >From: Ben Braver [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] >Sent: Thursday, November 21, 2002 06:26 PM >To: CF-Community >Subject: Getting the family together on Thanksgiving > > >For any of you who have trouble getting the family together, might try >this >one! > > >A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving >and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your >mother >and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." > >"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. > >"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. >"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you >call >your sister in Chicago and tell her." > >Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "No way >they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She >calls >Phoenix immediately and screams at her father, "You are not getting >divorced. >Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, >and >we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR > >ME?" and hangs up. > >The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, >"they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way." > > > > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
