Actually, from what I've seen, French people do drink nouveau wines, but not
just Beaujolais  - there are many others. I like them for a change - I
usually buy the cheaper ones from another region......
-Patrick


> -----Original Message-----
> From: William H. Bowen [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Monday, November 25, 2002 12:36 PM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Beaujolais Nouveau scam?
> 
> 
> <cf_accent type="french-outrageous">
> There ees nothing wronguh with the liking of Louis Jadot Beaujolais
> Villages, eet ees whan we see you silly Americans drinking 
> the Beaujolais
> Nouveau that we laugh with great gusto not seen since the days of the
> Revolu-shon.
> 
> For you see eet is real wine that has been, how do you say? Ahh-gehd
> properlee?
> </cf_accent>
> 
> Sure Nouveau is a scam (try laying some 2002 down until about 
> June 2003 -
> blecch!!), but Old-veau (as my wine shop (owner) friend likes 
> to call it) is
> just fine; so fear not oh quaffer of Beaujolais Villages.
> 
> Oh and yes I did buy several bottles of George Duboeuf 
> Beajolais Nouveau
> <cf_winesnob>(more accurately "Primeur" not Nouveau)</cf_winesnob>this
> year... I can hear the Gendarme coming for me now!
> 
> 
> will
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> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Adam Churvis" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> Sent: Saturday, November 23, 2002 2:19 AM
> Subject: Re: Beaujolais Nouveau scam?
> 
> 
> > If you like Beaujolais, you really should try the Louis Jadot
> > Beaujolais-Villages.  I currently have some from the 2000 
> season, and I've
> > always been afraid to admit that it's my favorite young 
> wine.  I've had
> > nightmares that go like this:
> >
> > ---
> > French Person: Do you like wine, Messieur?
> >
> > Adam: Yes, I do.
> >
> > French Person: What kind of wine do you like?
> >
> > Adam: You know, I really like Louis Jadot 
> Beaujolais-Villages. It has a
> > bright presence, and a spr--
> >
> > French Person: I'm afraid you will have to come with me, Messieur.
> >
> > Adam: --ightly finish.  Huh? Come with you? By whose authority?
> >
> > French Person: By the authority vested in me for being 
> French and having a
> > well developed knowledge of wine, Messieur, which as you 
> know are mostly o
> ne
> > and the same!
> >
> > Adam: What am I being charged with?
> >
> > French Person: You are charged with the most despicable 
> crime in all of
> > France: being a typical American!
> >
> > Adam: But I'm not! I'm not! Look, I didn't buy any kitchy 
> postcards of the
> > Eiffel Tower, I'm not doing any Maurice Chevalier 
> imitations, and I'm not
> > even trying to speak French!
> >
> > French Person: Perhaps these things will save your life, 
> Messieur, but you
> > must come in for questioning...
> >
> > (later that evening, after being strapped to a chair in a cool, dark
> earthen
> > dungeon, a bright light shining in my eyes...)
> >
> > Different French Person: So... you are American, no?
> >
> > Adam: Yes.
> >
> > Different French Person: And you claim to savor a 
> Beaujolias. I suppose it
> > is because it is the only wine you can pronounce?
> >
> > Adam: No, I can also pronounce "Chateau Lafite Rothschild" 
> and "Chateau
> > Margeaux--"
> >
> > French people in the room, grasping their ears in severe 
> pain: No! Stop!
> > Stop! Do not try to speak French!
> >
> > Adam: Sorry.
> >
> > Different French Person: Tell me, Messieur: do you choose a 
> wine based on
> > how "pretty" the label is, like most Americans?  Are you 
> attracted to the
> > bright watercolor prints on coated white paper labels with 
> their stylish
> > fontography and plain English names like "Autumn Blush?"
> >
> > Adam: No! That stuff is mass-market Californian swill! I 
> would never stoop
> > that low!
> >
> > Yet another French Person, standing beside a curtain: Perhaps no,
> Messieur.
> > But... SHE would! (throws aside the curtain)
> >
> > Adam: Lisa!!!
> >
> > French Person: Yes, Messieur!  Your wife!  Our agents caught her on
> > videotape back in your United States, purchasing THIS! 
> (hands me a bottle
> of
> > wine with a holographic 3D label that shows bright flowers 
> blossoming as
> you
> > rotate the bottle)
> >
> > Adam: "Berry Blossom Zinfandel?" Lisa, how could you?!
> >
> > French Person: At this point, Messieur, your only chance of 
> making it out
> of
> > this wine cellar alive is for your wife to answer the 
> following questions
> > accurately.  Francois, bring the cheeses.
> >
> > Adam: No!!! She's just a novice! Don't!
> >
> > French Person: Mrs. Churvis, before you are three soft 
> cheeses.  Identify
> > which one is the Brie, which is the Boursault, and which is the
> > Brillat-Savarin...
> >
> > Adam: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
> >
> > (wakes up in a cold sweat, panting)
> > ---
> >
> > Something like that.  Anyone out there also like the Louis Jadot?
> >
> > Respectfully,
> >
> > Adam Phillip Churvis
> > Advanced Intensive ColdFusion MX Training
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> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Ben Braver" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Sent: Friday, November 22, 2002 5:46 PM
> > Subject: Beaujolais Nouveau scam?
> >
> >
> > > Amusing article about marketing super-hype:
> > >
> > > http://slate.msn.com/?id=2074387
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > 
> 
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