Subject: Hangover Ratings >>>1 star hangover >>> >>>No pain. no real feeling of illness. You slept in your own bed and >>>when you woke up there were no traffic cones in there with you. >>> >>>You are still able to function relatively well on the energy >>>stored up from >>>all those vodka redbulls. >>> >>>However, you can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel as >>>parched as the >>>Sahara. >>> >>>2 star hangover >>> >>>No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but >>>you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. >>> >>>The coffee you hug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating >>>your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. >>> >>>Although you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are >>>costing your employer valuable money because all you really can >>>handle is some >>>light filing, followed by aimlessly surfing the net and writing >>>junk e-mails. >>> >>>3 star hangover >>> >>>Slight headache. stomach feels crap. You are definitely a space >>>cadet andnot so productive. >>> >>>Life would be better right now if you were in your bed with a >>>dozen doughnuts and a litre of coke watching daytime TV. >>> >>>You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and >>>a litre of diet coke yet you haven't peed once. >>> >>>4 star hangover >>> >>>You have lost the will to live. Your head is throbbing and you >>>can't speak too quickly or else you might spew. >>> >>>You wore nice clothes, but you smell of socks, and you can't hide >>>the fact that you (depending on your gender) either missed an oh- so crucial >>>spot shaving, or, it looks like you put your make-up on while >>>riding the dodgems. >>> >>>Your teeth have their own individual sweaters. Your eyes look >>>like one big >>>vein and your hairstyle makes you look like a reject from a >>>second-grade >>>class circa 1976. >>> >>>5 star hangover >>> >>>You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually >>>annoying the employee who sits next to you. >>> >>>Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. >>> >>>You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from >>>brushing your teeth. >>> >>>Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue >>>is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last drop of moisture left in >>>your body. >>> >>>Death seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad >>>at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because >>>you look >>>so pathetic. You should have called in sick because, let's face it, >>>all you can manage to do is breathe ..... very gently. >>> >>>6 star hangover >>> >>>You arrive home and climb into bed. >>> >>>Sleep comes instantly, as you were fighting it all the way home in >>>the taxi. >>> >>>You get about 2 hours sleep until the noises inside your head wake >>>you up. You notice that your bed has been cleared for take off and >>>is flying relentlessly around the room. >>> >>>After walking along the skirting boards on alternating walls >>>knocking off all the pictures, you find the toilet. >>> >>>You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only >>>friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing >>>to make the >>>walrus noises and spitting. Help usually comes at this stage, >>>even if it is short lived. >>> >>>Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now >>>turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you >>>there in the >>>dark. >>> >>>Work is simply not an option. >>> >>>The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you >>>sick again, like moving. You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two >>>or three hours at least you might even succeed. >>> >>>OK, now hands up all those who have never had a six star >>>hangover!! **********************************************************************
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